Anyone who has been around children knows that they often hear “exactly” what is being asked and answer honestly…or with a gleam in their eye. Today we bring you examples of how students have responded to questions from teachers. Hope this gives you some chuckles. Students, in their innocence, see the world in less filtered ways than adults. T
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Teacher: How old is your father?
Student: He is 6 years
Teacher: What? How is that possible?
Student: He became father only when I was born
Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America
Maria: Here it is
Teacher: Correct. Now, Class, who discovered America?
Class: Maria
Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile’?
Glenn: K R O K O D I A L
Teacher: No. That’s wrong
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong but you asked me how to spell it
Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H I J K L M N O
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it’s H to O
Teacher: Clyde, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brothers. Did you copy his?
Clyde: No sir. It’s the same dog
Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who jeeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold: A teacher
Teacher: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
Student: At the bottom
Teacher: What is the strongest force on Earth?
Student: LOVE
Teacher: Briefly explain what hard water is.
Student: Ice
Teacher: What happens during puberty to a boy?
Boy: He says goodbye to his childhood and enters adultery
Teacher: To change centimeters to meters what do you do?
Student: Remove ‘centi’
Teacher: What’s the highest frequency noise a human can register?
Student: Maria Carey
Teacher: Brandon saw 17 blue cars and 25 green cars at the toy store. How many cars did he see? Explain your answer
Student: 17 + 25 = 42. I got the answer by talking in my brain and I agreed with the answer that my brain got
Teacher: (To the student) Complete this sentence: I earn money at home by ____________
Student: I don’t. I am a freeloader
Teacher: Tapeworms are hermaphrodites. What is meant by the term “hermaphrodite”?
Student: Lady GaGa
Teacher: The first cells were probably…?
Student: Lonely
Teacher: Explain the phrase ‘free press’
Student: When your mom irons trousers for you
Teacher: Miranda can’t see anything when she looks down her microscope. Suggest one reason why not?
Student: She’s blind
Teacher: Give a reason why people would want to live near power lines?
Student: You get your electricity faster
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